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1. Some people count calories. I count the minutes until the foil unwraps itself and the burrito starts whispering, "Trust me, I'm bigger on the inside."

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2. I told my accountant I'd "get back to him" on taxes in April. It is now October. I have never been more of a tax-season fugitive.

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3. My burrito has more layers than my retirement plan, and somehow it's still less stable.

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4. I asked for extra guac. The cashier heard "extra guilt" and I've been paying for it ever since.

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5. A burrito is just a taco that filed for a lease and committed to the whole block.

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6. The tortilla is a loyal friend: it holds everything together until the very last bite, then leaves you in the parking lot.

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7. I tried to eat a burrito with a fork to be classy. Now I'm a stranger eating a rice casserole in a car.

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8. My doctor said to cut back on sodium. I told her the burrito is a salt lick with a dating profile, and I'm not breaking up with it.

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9. My burrito has a 20-minute warranty, and by minute 21 it's shipping rice and beans to the wrong address.

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10. Ordering a burrito is the only time I've felt like a structural engineer and a poet at the same time, and both of them were wrong about the foundation.

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