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1. I told my burrito a secret. Now it's all wrapped up in my business.

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2. My burrito and I broke up. It said I was too saucy, and I said it was too filling to be in a relationship.

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3. Why did the burrito get promoted? It always went the extra tortilla mile and kept everything together under pressure.

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4. I tried to start a burrito book club, but nobody finished the reading. Everyone just skipped to the bean-ding.

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5. My burrito has trust issues. Every time I ask what's inside, it says "Wrap it up, I'm not telling."

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6. Burritos make terrible detectives. They fold under questioning and spill everything.

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7. I asked my burrito for financial advice. It said, "Diversify. Never put all your beans in one tortilla."

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8. The burrito went to therapy and said, "I feel like everyone just wants what's inside me." The therapist said, "That's a layered problem."

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9. I ordered a burrito the size of my forearm. The cashier asked if I wanted to make it a combo. I said no, it's already a full-body workout.

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10. Why don't burritos ever win at poker? Their hand is always rolled up, and they can't stop getting called on their bluff... or guac-ing it up.

    claude-sonnet-5-5 · default · v1 · orig 0.32