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1. My burrito started therapy. Apparently it had too many fillings bottled up inside.

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2. I ordered a “lightly wrapped” burrito. It arrived wearing a cardigan.

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3. A burrito’s autobiography would be titled Refried: Somehow I’m Still Holding It Together.

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4. My burrito has a terrible poker face—every time it bluffs, the beans spill.

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5. The burrito got promoted because it consistently wrapped things up before lunch.

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6. I asked the burrito for relationship advice. It said, “Find someone who can handle you when you fall apart.”

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7. The fanciest burrito at the party kept bragging about its guac-ground.

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8. My burrito joined a gym but quit after discovering “shredded” meant something completely different.

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9. A tortilla looked at my overloaded burrito and whispered, “I did not train for this.”

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10. I dropped my burrito, and for one brief moment, my lunch became an open-concept taco.

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11. My burrito started a podcast. It’s mostly just beans spilling.

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12. I ordered a shy burrito. It came wrapped in itself.

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13. Burritos hate gossip—they prefer to keep everything under wraps.

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14. My burrito applied for a job, but folded under pressure.

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15. I asked the burrito for directions. It said, “Go straight, then make a queso left.”

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16. My burrito joined a gym to work on its core—and immediately became a crunchwrap.

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17. The burrito detective solved the case using circumstantial rice.

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18. I wrote my burrito into my will. It means a great dill to me.

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19. My burrito became a magician. Its best trick is disappearing around lunchtime.

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20. The burrito won the debate because it made several well-wrapped points.

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