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1. I asked the burrito for advice. It said, "I'm all wrapped up right now."

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2. My burrito filed a restraining order against the salsa. Things got too hot.

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3. A burrito walked into a bar and the bartender said, "We don't serve food." The burrito said, "That's fine. I brought my own filling."

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4. Why did the burrito go to therapy? It had too many layers and nobody wanted to unwrap them.

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5. I tried to make a low-calorie burrito. It was just a tortilla holding a grudge.

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6. The burrito and the taco broke up. The taco said the burrito was too clingy.

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7. My burrito's LinkedIn headline: "Seasoned professional. Open to being rolled into new opportunities."

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8. A burrito's worst fear is not the microwave. It's the person who says "just a few more bites" and means the whole thing.

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9. I named my burrito Greg. Now every time I eat one I have to live with what I did to Greg.

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10. Scientists say the perfect burrito is a myth. Mine says the perfect bite is the last one, which is a lie it tells so you'll start another.

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