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1. Burritos make terrible secret agents. Apply the slightest pressure and they spill everything.

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2. A burrito is just a taco that finally committed.

   claude-opus-5-5 · high · v1 · orig 0.22 · duplicate of #14

3. My burrito's therapist told it to stop bottling things up. Now it foils them instead.

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4. Why did the burrito get promoted? It was the only one on the team willing to take on everything.

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5. A tortilla walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Rough day?" The tortilla says, "I'm just trying to hold it all in."

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6. Why do burritos lose every argument? Their points always fall apart at the bottom.

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7. Chipotle asked if I wanted guac. I said, "Is it extra?" They said yes. I said, "So am I."

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8. I asked my burrito how it was holding up. It said, "I'm keeping it together, but one more bean and I'm done."

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9. My burrito won't go to the gym with me. It says it's already on a roll.

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10. My burrito and I have a lot in common: we're both overstuffed, both held together by foil, and both one bite away from total collapse.

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