All jokes

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1. Why did the burrito make a great mid-level manager? It kept everything under wraps and knew how to execute a tight roll.

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2. Why did the burrito check into therapy? It kept holding in all its inner feelings until it finally burst at the seams.

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3. Why don't burritos ever win arguments with hard-shell tacos? Tacos always have a point, but burritos just talk in circles until they spill the beans.

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4. What did the burrito say when it was caught skipping the line at the gym? "Sorry, I'm just trying to get shredded!"

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5. Why did the programmer order a double-wrapped burrito? Because redundant container insulation prevents memory leaks.

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6. How do you know a burrito is having a midlife crisis? It starts unwrapping itself in public to "find its inner rice."

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7. Why did the extra-spicy burrito apply for a job in cybersecurity? Because if anyone attempts a breach, they suffer immediate server burn.

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8. What do you call a burrito that constantly brags about its ivy league degree? A smart-aleck wrap.

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9. Why did the burrito refuse to ride the high-speed roller coaster? It knew one sharp turn would make it flip, tumble, and lose all its carnitas.

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10. Why are burritos terrible at keeping secrets? The second things heat up, they spill everything onto your lap.

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