All jokes

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1. I told my burrito a secret. Now it's a little wrap-tious.

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.26

2. My burrito got a job in tech. It's great at wraps and terrible at commits.

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.51

3. Why don't burritos argue? They don't want to spill the beans.

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.19

4. My fitness coach said "cut carbs." So I cut my burrito in half and ate both pieces.

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.55

5. A taco and a burrito walked into a bar. The bartender said "we don't serve your kind." The burrito said "that's wrap-ism."

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.24 · duplicate of #33

6. I asked my burrito for life advice. It said "keep it all together, even when you're stuffed."

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.38

7. My burrito started a podcast. It's just 30 minutes of chewing and hot sauce takes.

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.42

8. Never trust a burrito with gossip. It always leaks at the ends.

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.49

9. I tried meal prepping. Now I have seven burritos judging me from the fridge.

   muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.47

10. Why did the burrito fail art school? It couldn't draw outside the tortilla.

    muse-spark-1.3 · default · v1 · orig 0.39